Nov 21, 20090
What Runs Through Parents’ Minds When They Picture Their Kids in the Big Apple
Sitting Area, 48th & 8th, another part of the sporadic series ‘Overheard in New York’:
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LikeSep 7, 20090
Overheard in New York: A Bro-Yo!
Another part of the sporadic series ‘Overheard in New York’:
Punk #1: I knew this guy once, he had the fetus of his identical twin attached to his shoulder.
Punk #2: I’d cut it off and make a yo-yo out of that shit.
Source: overheardinnewyork.com
Aug 16, 20090
Overheard in New York: I’m Storing Up for a Craft Project
Another part of the sporadic series ‘Overheard in New York’:
Girl #1: Are you pregnant? Your belly looks big…
Girl #2: No, I just haven’t shat for three days.
Source: overheardinnewyork.com
Mar 13, 20090
Overheard in New York: And a Large Trash Bag, If You Have Any
Another part of the sporadic series ‘Overheard in New York’:
Crazy Italian man to cashier: Fucking asshole! Where’s my fucking money, fucking asshole?! You owe me money! She’s German!
Cashier: Who?
Crazy Italian man: The German whore owes me $10,000! You’ll be finding her body in the basement! That whore better watch out! I’m Italian and I know mafiosi from here to Beverly Hills! …I’ll have a coffee to go…
Feb 17, 20090
Overheard in New York: Children for Bike Helmets
Another part of the sporadic series ‘Overheard in New York’:
Kid on scooter: Where are the brakes on this?
Kid on scooter #2: What is “brakes?”
Source: overheardinnewyork.com
Dec 24, 20080
Overheard in New York: Which I Wear in a Full Windsor Knot
Another part of the sporadic series ‘Overheard in New York’:
Black dude: Hey, I like your tie!
White kid: Thanks.
Black dude: Cause it’s black, like my cock!
Sep 6, 20080
Overheard in New York: I can’t believe I’m part of this fucking family.
Next part of the sporadic series ‘Overheard in New York’:
Family stands facing the empire state building:
Tourist son: Mom, which one is the Empire State Building?
Tourist mom: I think it’s the one with the circley top. (points to the Chrysler Building)
Tourist dad: No, honey, it’s the one way out there, on the water.
Tourist son #2: That’s the Statue of Liberty. (to no one in paritcular) I can’t believe I’m part of this fucking family.
Aug 18, 20080
Overheard In New York: A Real Man Has the Scars to Prove It
Older guy at table: Goddamn it!
Younger man: What’s the matter?
Older guy: Do you ever get some loose skin from your ball sack stuck in you fly? I can tell you right now, it’s a motherfucker!
Younger guy: No, that’s why we wear underwear.
Older guy: Yeah, well back in my day I was raised without them and god forbid, as long as I live, I’ll never put one on till I’m cold dead.